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Saturday, December 10, 2005

sex poem

sex iz a teMptatiOn
cauze by a seNsatioN
wHen a maN put hs dictatiOnin
a wOmenz vintilatioN

dO yaH geT mY conversatiOn?
or do yaH nid my demOnztratiOn
sEx is eviL
sex is gaMe
onE night oF fashiOn
nine mOnths oF paiN
babY is a bastard
fathEr is a git
aLL because of thecOndom spLit

sex is Lyk a maTh
yoU subtract thE cLothEs
aDd the beD
divide thE Legs
i wiLL fOr yoU with cReaM

seX is gOod
sex is fYndOggy stYLe or sixty niNe
juz fOr fuNoR gettinG paid
eveRyonE Likes gettiNg laid

sex iS eviL
sex is a siN
siNs are fOrgiveN
sO sticK in

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