sad.. wag babasahin... rants lng to

depressed? maybe... sad? more or less... due to what? jeez... i can't make up a sentence to describe what i am feeling right now... failure as a sister - a bit... everything is blurry damn it...




can't get it? don't read... this is just pure rants

Top 2

Top 2 things found in your wallet as
always:
♣ pera
♣ card sa globe at sun na dpa gamit

top 2 things to do when i'm sad:
♣ watch anime
♣ blog

top 2 songs you can listen to again
and again:
♣ shounen - home made kazoku
♣ killer tune - tokyo jihen


top 2 places Id want to visit 10 yrs.
from now:
♣ japan
♣ USA

top 2 current obsessions:
♣ torrent downloads
♣ brewrats

top 2 favorite nicknames:
♣ {ku|mi|ko}
♣ `lol`

top 2 favorite food:
♣ carbonara
♣ pizza

top 2 favorite snacks:
♣ chicharon hehehe
♣ skyflakes

top 2 favorite website:
♣ multiply
♣ friendster

top 2 favorite places:
♣ computer area
♣ my bed

top 2 movies I could watch over and
over:
♣ unstoppable marriage
♣ seducing mr perfect

top 2 things you cant leave home
without:
♣ my fone
♣ money

top 2 colors you want:
♣ blue
♣ green

top 2 past gf/bf:
♣ may ganun pa.. kung top eh d kau pa...

top 2 u do b4 u sleep:
♣ mag Mirc
♣ mag group message

top 2 u do when u wake-up:
♣ tingin time
♣ magcheck kung sino nagtext

top 2 u always do everyday:
♣ magpatugtog ng jpop
♣ tignan blog

kulangot at sex, isang paghahambing

Inusisa ni Totoy ang kanyang tatay.....

Totoy: Bakit po masarap ang sex?

Tatay: Kasi, may kiliti o sensasyon iyon na
katulad
ng nararamdaman mo pag nangungulangot ka.

Totoy: Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang mga
babae
kaysa sa mga lalaki sa sex?

Tatay: Gaya ng nasabi ko, ang sex ay parang
pangungulangot. Kapag nangungulangot ka, mas
nag-e-enjoy ang iyong ilong kesa sa ang
iyong
daliri.

Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga babae na
ginagahasa
sila?

Tatay: Iyang panggagahasa eh
maihahalintulad sa
naglalakad ka sa kalye, tapos, may
lumapit sa
iyo at kinalikot ang iyong ilong.
Magugustuhan
mo ba iyon?

Totoy: Bakit po ayaw ng mga babae na
makipag-sex
pag nireregla sila?

Tatay: Anak, kapag dinudugo ang ilong mo,
nangungulangot ka ba?

T otoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga lalaki na mag-
condom
kapag nakikipag-sex sila?

Tatay: Ikaw ba eh gusto mong mangulangot
na may
guwantes ka sa iyong daliri?

Totoy: Bakit po sa pribadong lugar
ginagawa ang
pakikipag-sex?

Tatay: Mangungulangot ka ba sa harapan
ng buong
klase mo? Gago!


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brewrats 10 commandments

nakuha ko to sa isang multiply user din :D chalamat

1. thou shall eat papaya so you wont be too horny.

2. we are your friends you should tell us your secrets.

3. thou shall wear sando on thursdays.

4. brewhas should show brewhos their kinky pictures.

5. thou shall pick-up pencils whenever it falls down.

6. thou shall share what they have (panext).

7. people of the philippines should study well so you wont be illitirate.

8. thou shall buy shirts in LIMITADO.

9. thou shall watch the RAMON BAUTISTA show.

10.thou shall listen to BREWRATS, every monday-thursday from 9:00-12:00am.